Beautiful People

All aboard the Dear Leader Express, complimentary Kool-Aid and peanuts will be served for all on board. Amazing.

Michelle Obama, who has achieved celebrity status and has wowed the world as a fashion icon, made the list for the first time.

"I had a father and a brother who thought I was beautiful, and they made me feel that way every single day," Obama told the magazine.

Also included in a "Barack's Beauties" section were White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel, Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner and others.

I dont want you and I dont need you
Dont bother to resist, Ill beat you
Its not your fault that youre always wrong
The weak ones are there to justify the strong

Obama's Pectacular Moment Staged

I guess my instincts were right on this one. Remember that picture of Berry the Beefcake on the beach in Hawaii that turned the panties of such notable left wing skags like Ann Marie Wilcox and Maureen Dowd's panties into gushing rivers of feminine lust? Looks like it was staged.

Gary Morgan, a British journalist who runs Los Angeles-based Splash News, one of the largest paparazzi agencies in the world, says Mr Obama's Secret Service men assisted his photographers in getting pictures of the President-Elect on the beach.

He said: "Obama is the paparazzi president. The Secret Service was very cool with us. They knew what we wanted to do. They told us if we stuck to certain areas, we would be fine. They got to know who we were and it was very pleasurable working with them."

But I gotta ask, why are we only hearing about this from a British newspaper?

A Little Bit of Africa Right Here in the USA

Caught this over at the LA Times (via Drudge) this morning:

In Africa, money, ethnicity and family connections still count more toward success than does hard work. Bribes usually trump talent; corruption tops integrity. Young Africans hoping to follow in Obama's footsteps -- even those with the same name -- may face disappointment and disillusionment.

And after reading it I really had to scratch my head trying to differentiate between this description of Kenya and a similar description of this country:

In America today, money (as seen in Obama's election and the kind of power people like George Soros can wield), ethnicity (Roland Burris) and family connections (Beau Biden, Caroline Kennedy, Jesse Jackson Jr, Todd Stroger Jr, Emil Jones III). Bribes usually trump talent (Rod Blagojevich); corruption tops integrity.

You know Caroline Kennedy?

I know this has been all over, but it still pretty damn funny.



On a related topic, what exactly is Caroline Kennedy’s qualifications for US Senate, besides being a Kennedy? Oh that’s right, she did a lot of fundraising for Obama.

Sounds a lot like pay for play.

Does anyone seriously think this wasn’t staged?

I was near the Kluczynski Federal Building, the same federal building that Obama and the transition team have been meeting, last week with long tube shaped package full of drawings. I saw at least one car observing me, not to mention the many binoculars from rooftops that were on me.

Can anyone imagine a breakdown in security so complete that the secret service wouldn’t pounce on a paparazzi who unknowingly got close enough to Obama at a $5,000/day private resort that if the photographer reached into his camera bag and traded his telephoto lens for a rifle we’d be saying president elect-Biden?



I call fucking shenanigans on this vain attempt in narcissistic pre-legacy construction.