Showing posts with label Obamatrons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Obamatrons. Show all posts

Thursday, February 12, 2009

V-GWB Day

I am sure that everyone here just looveess NPR, right? The running joke with my father is that NPR (91.5 in Chicago) is on the far left of the dial for a reason. And as sure of our collective love for NPR as I am, I am equally sure that we all thought their 2008 election coverage was fair and balanced.

That’s why this blog entry from NPR’s former Ombudsman Jeffrey Dvorkin shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone, but the over the topness of it still made me crack a smile.

When President Obama was finally sworn in, every one in the cinema literally went crazy! One woman just in front of us was weeping and collapsed and had to be carried out.

We cried too and felt as close as we could to the event. We thought of all the people we knew in the US, and all of us who lived through the Bush years. It's not an accurate comparison, but as a recovering historian, I couldn't avoid the thought: is this how people in Europe might have felt at the Liberation in 1945?
Yes, after all, comparing an era in which nearly 100 million people died, another 100 million spend the next 50 years as slaves under the thumb of the Soviet Union and several ethnic and religious minorities were the victims of various acts of attempted genocide is certainly an apt parallel between the 8 years that George W Bush was the president.

There might be something to it …. after all vast swaths of Europe were subjected to tyranny, many more barely dodging the covert Soviet postwar expansion, and a wave of famine did sweep over the continent, so ironically Dvorkin might not be completely off the mark here.

It might behoove us all to remember that Dvorkin is the same pussy who refused to republish the Jyllands-Posten Muhammad cartoons asking if NPR would “post racist or anti-Semitic cartoons on its Web site in the name of free speech” and that those who wanted NPR to post the cartoons “want NPR to use the cartoon as a weapon against radical Islam”.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Barack's Lil' Red Book

Seriosuly, you cant make this shit up:

Printed in a size that easily fits into pocket or purse, this book is an anthology of quotations borrowed from Barack Obama's speeches and writings. POCKET OBAMA serves as a reminder of the amazing power of oratory and the remarkable ability of this man to move people with his words.

Old things become new again.

Why not just rename the Stimulus Bill the Great Leap Froward II while we are at it.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

I Pledge

Does this quote actually scare anyone besides me:

I pledge to be a servant to our president

It almost sounds like some kind of cult ... but thats so silly. After all, arent liberals part of the reality based community?

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Does anyone seriously think this wasn’t staged?


I was near the Kluczynski Federal Building, the same federal building that Obama and the transition team have been meeting, last week with long tube shaped package full of drawings. I saw at least one car observing me, not to mention the many binoculars from rooftops that were on me.

Can anyone imagine a breakdown in security so complete that the secret service wouldn’t pounce on a paparazzi who unknowingly got close enough to Obama at a $5,000/day private resort that if the photographer reached into his camera bag and traded his telephoto lens for a rifle we’d be saying president elect-Biden?



I call fucking shenanigans on this vain attempt in narcissistic pre-legacy construction.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

The Pickens’ Plan

I am sure that most of you have read or at least heard about the Pickens’ plan. Oil tycoon T Boone Pickens has a plan in which the United States uses wind energy to generate electricity which will replace natural gas derived electricity which will allow all that natural gas to be used to fuel vehicles, thereby displacing oil.

Sounds good, but will it work? The short answer is no, there are a lot of holes in the fundamentals (not just the details) of the plan that have not been addressed.

The long(ish) answer is that there are many reasons why both the Pickens’ plan is impractical.

There are two types of electrical generating sources in the US: baseload and peak.

Baseload plants, just like the name would imply, provide for the base electrical demand on the grid. These are big units like nuclear and coal plants. They are baseloading units because they have the lowest $/kW operating costs (fuel prices) and the highest reliabilities and capacity factors.

Peaker capacity is almost entirely comprised of stationary natural gas powered turbines and supplemental natural gas firing into boilers. This is because natural gas is expensive but cheap to build.

As a commodity, electricity is special in that it cannot be easily stored in large quantities and it has to be generated as needed: to much of it and you crash your grid, too little of it and you crash your grid. Determining how much electricity needs to be put up on the grid at any given moment is a very complex process. Any shortcomings in your baseload capability has to be made up for with your peaker capacity. Natural gas turbines make for good peaker sources because if you need X number of MW of additional electricity, you know with a high level of certainty that you can generate what you need, and gas fired sources can come on line within minutes, which is nice if you lose a baseload generating source for some reason (happens all the time).

How much generating capability a utility builds and keeps on line is determined by how much electricity they need divided by the capacity factor of the source they are installing. A coal fired plant has an average maximum capacity factor of about 85%, so in order to meet 100MW of electricity demand with coal you would have to build a plant that had a nameplate capacity of 117MW (100/.85).

So what does this have to do with the Pickens’ plan and why it won’t work?

The crux of Picken’s plan is that we replace natural gas derived electricity and replace it with wind powered electricity. Wind power is variable, just like the wind, so you cannot rely on it to provide exactly as much power at the precise time you need it to. To compensate for this you either have to use a backup power supply to compensate for all those times that the wind isn’t blowing right, like natural gas. Since wind only has a capacity factor of around 33% you have to install 3 times as much. In reality a combination of both would be needed, but the Pickens’ plan does not take any of this into account. He prices the replacement of natural gas with wind on a watt per watt replacement cost.

In addition to the cost of the implementing the plan to provide a reasonable degree of reliability to avoid rolling blackouts, controlling a system that would be prone to such wild and dramatic swings in load would be a significant engineering challenge (lots more money).

There is also the question of whether or not this even provides us all that much energy security.

The US uses about 39.8QBTU’s of oil, imports 58% of that and uses 70% for transportation meaning we import 16.2QBTU’s of oil for transportation alone. Out of that 16.2QBTU, we use about 55% for cars or 8.91QBTU, the res is for commercial trucks, planes, trains and boats. The US uses about 23.5QBTU’s of natural gas, imports 20% of that and uses 30%, or 7.1QBTU’s for power production. This means that we will still have to nearly 2.0 QBTU’s of natural gas to make up for this differential. Doesn’t sound like a lot, true, but our production of natural gas in the US has been nearly flat for the past decade. So instead of importing oil from volatile areas of the world whose inhabitants and governments despise us, we now have to import natural gas from volatile areas of the word whose inhabitants and governments despise us.

In short, the Pickens’ plan will cost more that is estimated, by an order of magnitude once everything is factored in and will not significantly reduce our reliance on foreign energy.

Unfortunately when the press and pundits weigh in on this, they do a terrible job of addressing any of these issues. An example of the 4th estate’s failure to clarify these issues is Obamabot Anthony Cefali’s ill-informed and gushing piece about Obama’s willingness to implement the Pickens’ plan:

Why is Pickens’ Plan important? Simply because it’s main goal is to divert all of our oil and natural gas to the transportation sector. Factories will no longer use natural gas because they will be powered either on site or through an electric grid powered by wind and solar. The plan stresses efficiency and centrality. It could also potentially save the US $300 billion in oil expenditures. Citing Obama’s plan to end dependency on foreign oil in the next ten years, Pickens expects that the first step will be implementing major parts of his plan.

The major parts of the plan involve the US specially equipping larger vehicles (buses, trucks, etc.) to run on natural gas. This would take a huge load off of our dependence on oil, in turn causing prices to drop because factories and businesses will have no need for it. Demand for oil would come solely from consumers, as would carbon dioxide emissions (the nitrogen oxide emissions will come from the natural gas burning buses).


The author’s lack of even the most fundamental understanding of how the nations electrical grid works (he is a biology and English lit major at UW Madison) is only compounded by the certainty he has that this plan, under the ever watchful eyes of the Dear Leader naturally, will work. Industry uses natural gas primarily for process heating applications, and electricity makes a poor and very expensive substitute for this (trust me, I recently priced out a 10MMBTU electrical heater and it was about $850,000 dollars, the 10MMBTU natural gas heater was $50,000.)

Pickens plan might work if we were willing to spend the money for it and the money for the additional transmission and distribution infrastructure needed, and the additional money to make 20% of our grid reliant on a variable output source, and additional money to develop offshore gas production and transportation infrastructure for Alaskan natural gas (good luck with the last 2).

I am all for reducing our dependency on foreign oil, that why we need to reduce what we use, drill here at home, develop the trillion plus barrels we have in shale deposits and build lots more nuclear plants not blindly buy into a woefully underpriced plan.

Monday, November 17, 2008

New Name for the Democrat Party

The Know Nothing Party.



The problem with worshiping a mortal is that once people realize that "The Dear Leader" is not omnipotent they might come unhinged.

Friday, November 14, 2008

The T-Shirt of Conformity

The good Obamatron bad Obamtron experiment:

The Catherine Vogt Experiment on Diversity of Thought took place before the presidential election. She shared her idea secretly with her history teacher, Norma Cassin-Pountney.
Her findings?

When she wore the McCain shirt, she was stupid and was told to go die. One kid said she should be "crucifixed," which should prompt outrage from that student's grammar/lit teacher. Crucifixed?

One student whispered—perhaps like Winston Smith in "1984"—"I really like your shirt." But she said it quietly so no one else would hear and denounce her.

And when Catherine wore the Obama shirt? Her brains grew back and she was smart again and welcomed into polite society.

Since many liberal journalists live in Oak Park, I expect to receive many snarky reviews. My crime? I dared to illustrate, through the actions of a brave 8th-grade girl, that even high-minded liberal communities can be intolerant, no matter how many times parents gush on about "diversity" at their cocktail parties.

So much for the audacity of hope.


Here’s what’s so interesting about this story, Oak Park is generally considered to be one of the most “progressive” suburbs of Chicago. Its like the Santa Monica of Illinois.

But like all progressives enclaves, they don’t necessarily practice what they preach. Aside from young Catherine Vogt another interesting anecdote is what happened in the 1970’s.

Chicago’s west side was rapidly experiencing “white flight” and the boundaries of the ghettos were quickly coming up on Oak Park’s border. When that boundary, Chicago’s Austin neighborhood, started to go ghetto and overflow into Oak Park what did the good progressives in Oak Park do to accommodate their new neighbors?

Did they embrace them and sing the praises of their diversifying community?

Silly rabbit! They did what any good progressive would do, the used city ordnances to drive them back into the ghettos of Chicago! By passing very strict zoning ordnances they were able to enforce occupancy limits on residential structures and through the schools they were able to investigate and expel out of district students, thereby saving their progressive enclave.

Kafka in Ohio

The 2008 presidential campaign of Barack Obama, exercising the state's power upon those who speak the truth:

Ohio Inspector General Tom Charles said his office is now looking at a half-dozen agencies that accessed state records on Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher.

The Beacon Journal has learned that, in addition to the Department of Job and Family Services, two other state offices — the Ohio Department of Taxation and Ohio Attorney General Nancy Rogers — conducted database searches of Joe the Plumber.

To be fair (as is my way), it wasn’t the campaign that did this, it was its followers. Operating just like a well oiled political machine should; be proactive in defending The Leader that he doesn’t soil his hands doing the dirty work himself (as far as we know).

And this begs the question: who were the bigger pieces of shit here, the diggers of dirt or the lapdogs in the press regurgitating it?

Does this Bother Anyone?

When a "president-elect" and "respectable" journalists :cavort with terrorists

Early on in the panel discussion, the moderator, Joshua Micah Marshall, editor and publisher of the political blog Talking Points Memo, asked Ms. Dohrn what it was like for her and her husband to play cameo roles in the campaign.

She said they felt “tremendously lucky to have been together for almost 40 years now.” She added that they were still “proud radicals,” and were “definitively not now, or then, terrorists.”


Not to say that Marshall is anything other than a slimy shit eating prick, but doesn’t it bother anyone that members of the media are now sitting on, what essentially are the equivalent of teabagging sessions, with these people?

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Sing Praise to you Leader Children!



Obama is good .... Obama is great .... we surrender our will to him on this date.

h/t Ship Of Fools

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Juan Cole say What?!?!

While pissing and moaning about the injustice of letting "criminals" like Karl Rove, Tom Delay and Oliver North on TV, “noted Middle eastern Scholar”© Juan Cole had this to say about the MSM’s abuses on liberal commentators:

Note that corporate media is much more careful about sexual scandal than it is about other kinds of crime. A politician or public figure so much as accused of sexual impropriety is often considered off limits (CNN's Aaron Brown once sidelined Scott Ritter that way, over a date gone bad). Presumably this caution derives in part from fear of the emails they would get, and threats of advertiser boycotts, from the relgious[sic] Right

Say what !?! Scott Ritter was sidelined by Aaron Brown over a date gone wrong? I don’t know about Cole, but I have never been on a date that consisted of chatting with a 14 year old girl on the internet, agreeing to meet said 14 year old girl at a Burger King so they could watch me jerk off, only to find out that the 14 year old girl was actually a member of a sexual predator task force.

Like Ritter did, not once but twice!

If that’s Cole’s idea of a date, good bad or ugly, then I sure a shit hope his daughter (or son for that matter) doesn’t plans on having any sleepovers any time soon. Or ever for that matter.

And to think that this asshole had the nerve to complain about Yale rejecting his 2006 Cole nomination to teach there?

Monday, November 10, 2008

More on 52 to 48

Its hard not to want to treat Obama and his sycophants ... er ... I mean supporters ... the same way that the left has treated Bush over the past eight years.



I can understand how many of the "48" want to have posters of Obama with a gun to his head, or "hail to the chimp" coffee mugs or all the stupid bullshit agitprop that the left was so in love with for the past eight years, but Dirty Harry captures my thoughts on this pretty well:

Because of my love of country, respect for the office, and determination not to become what thoroughly disgusts me, I will never dehumanize President-elect Obama the way in which Bush was. However…

I will never forget the immoral monsters on the left willing to abandon a country and its 25 million innocents to the same evil responsible for 9/11 — all in the name of winning a few political points.


Well said.

From the Go Fuck Yourselves file

52 to 48 says no hard feeling about the election, lets all be friends and bask in the soft warmth of the Dear Leaders glow. After all, now its cool to love America and be one nation, under the The One, with servitude and government cheese for all.

Sure, we spent the better part of the last several months demonizing a decorated veteran and public servant, labeling him everything from a garden variety racist, a murderer, war criminal, all the way to a fascist but now its time to get past all that and roll over because our guy won.

Now we are all one, now we can be united! The mighty mocha demigod who will now be designated simply as “The One” cannot change the greatest nation on the Earth without compliance and submission from the 48, therefore you MUST submit so that "The One" can fulfill his destiny.

Fuck that.

Post Racial


“You all can kiss it god damn it, that’s what y’all white mother fuckers can do.”

“It aint the White house no more .. its the Black House”


Welcome to post racial politics.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Diantha Harris

Diantha Harris .. who is she and how do we get her fired?



Update: According to this she is a substitute teacher in Ashville NC.