Press Headlines from the Future

With The One's coronation only days away, the press seems to be too busy ejaculating all over themselves to do their jobs. This really can’t last more than six months and the reality of the situation we now find ourselves in will eventually return in some form or another.

However in this post modern paradise that the literati and academia has constructed, reality is entirely subjective and I am sure that we will see lots of headlines and stores like this coming in late 2010:

Rays of Hope Beginning to Appear in Lingering Economic Cloud

August 25th, 2010

AP – While the economic recession that began under the widely unpopular republican Bush administration shows no empirical sign of weakening, much anecdotal evidence points to a significant breakthrough in the nations economic paralysis.

Several key sections of the Economic Hope and Recovery Act of 2009 championed by President Obama and key democratic congressional leadership but vehemently opposed by congressional republicans appear to be just hitting their stride and effectiveness just as the mid term congressional elections heat up. Thousands of unemployed youth have been put back to work in the 500,000 strong Civilian National Defense Corps.

For more information please go to Change.Gov/pressroom for a more detailed analysis by AP economists.

Stay tuned for fun times.